1) Snazzy evening gowns look awesome at latenight cocktail
parties, but, then duck-walking into the elevator of your apartment
building at 9:30 am the morning-after looking like the Horre-Of-Babylon is not a favorite moment.- (forgot comedian's name, sorry)
2) Meeting people from your Bible study group on the elevator while
pretending not to be drunk is a classic.3) Forgetting you are a gentlemen when a women on a cell phone absent mindedly jumps *your* parking space and then discovering she is a regular on the elevator you use at your place of work.
4) Riding 12 floors and *then* discovering you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.
AND THE BIG ONE:
5) Have a woman back away from entering the elevator you are alone in, saying, "I'll take the next one".
via www.cracked.com
